ShitMaster 1000 — Complete All-In-One Manure-Based Mushroom Grow Kit

The ShitMaster 1000 is a professionally sterilized, manure-based all-in-one mushroom grow kit with everything included. Genetics of your choice, gloves, alcohol wipe, printed instructions, and a pre-filled manure-based grow bag with self-healing injection port and 0.2 micron filter patch. No mixing, no measuring, no extra purchases. Everything arrives ready — just inoculate and grow.

This is the same bag mentioned by name in our feature published on Reality Sandwich: Enigma Mushrooms: The Lab-Born Mutant with a Unique Look

Why Manure-Based Substrate Beats Grain

Most all-in-one grow kits are built on grain. The ShitMaster 1000 is built on a rich manure-based substrate blend — the same nutrient-dense environment dung-loving species evolved to thrive in. The result is faster colonization, denser mycelium, and more flushes per bag compared to grain-only systems.

This is the substrate we use in-house to grow Enigma, Tidal Wave, B+, Penis Envy, Pan Cyan, and every other strain in our catalog.

Biological efficiency on manure-based substrate runs 100–200% — meaning up to 10 lbs of mushrooms from a 5 lb bag. Grain-only systems average half that.

What’s Included in the Complete Kit

• ShitMaster 1000 manure-based all-in-one grow bag
• Genetics of your choice — liquid culture or spore syringe
• Sterile gloves
• Alcohol prep wipe
• Printed grow instructions
• Self-healing injection port
• 0.2-micron filter patch for passive gas exchange

Strain Compatibility

The ShitMaster 1000 is optimized for dung-loving species and performs best with:

• Enigma — the brain-blob mutation that thrives on manure-based substrate. Pair with our Enigma Liquid Culture Syringe — OG Cut
• Tidal Wave — fast colonizer, heavy yields on manure
• Penis Envy variants — nutrient density supports the slower colonization
• Pan Cyan (Panaeolus cyanescens) — subtropical Florida strain, thrives in rich substrate. Pair with our Pan Cyan Peace River Liquid Culture
• Oyster mushrooms (all varieties) — naturally dung-loving, fastest colonization of any species on manure

Lion’s Mane also performs well on the ShitMaster 1000 — yields run approximately 30% higher on manure-enriched substrate compared to coir-only systems.

How to Grow — In Bag and Out

The ShitMaster 1000 can be fruited directly in the bag or transferred to a monotub for a larger canopy. Watch our full step-by-step video tutorials included on this page for the complete walkthrough.

For full written instructions and substrate guides: Mushroom Grow Bags & Kit Instructions

For the full story on why we built the ShitMaster 1000 and what makes manure-based cultivation different from everything else on the market: Bringing Innovation and Sustainability to Mushroom Cultivation

Sterilization and Safety

Every ShitMaster 1000 bag is pressure-sterilized at 15 PSI for 2.5 hours before it ships. All pathogens and competitor organisms are eliminated. The bag is shelf-stable and ready to inoculate on arrival. Contamination rates on properly sterilized manure bags run 5–10% — lower than most grain-only systems.

Shipping

Every ShitMaster 1000 bag is made fresh to order. Allow time for preparation before shipment. Orders are packaged discreetly and securely with tracking provided at fulfillment.

Fruiting In the Bag and Out (Step by Step:)

 

Please note we are not responsible for these mushroom super grow bag if injected with anything active. we do not condone to the use of spores to grow magic mushrooms spores must remain spores. This voids any assistance we can provide.